Previous: A Star is Born
I’M UPDATING, OKAY?
LEAVE ME ALONE
/end intro paragraph
Previous: Topsy Turvy
I want to play Ambitions with the Liddell’s, but I am forcing myself not to until I get caught up with this damn thing. blehhhhh
And here we are!
Another day… Another chapter… Another… something.
I was a philosopher in another life – Albeit an awful one, BUT STILL.
Previous: Painting the Roses Red
Hahahaha I’m AWFUL.
When was the last time I updated? March?
In the words of Ace Ventura: I’m a “le-hoo-ze-huurr”
Once upon a time there was a girl named Alice Liddell who was the founder of my legacy. She turned out to be a major bitch and I hated her. A bunch of not-worthy-to-mention shit happened, and then she died. MOVING ON…
Previous: Once Upon A Dream
HA! I TOLD YOU I’D UPDATE SOON!
So hello, and welcome back.
Ciao. Hola. Konnichiwa. Hallo. Bonjour. Ni hao. Salve… And that’s about all I know.
OK LET’S GO
Previous: All in the Golden Afternoon
WOOHOOOO TWO MONTHS WITHOUT AN UPDATE. GO ME!
I am well aware that 2 months = 8 weeks and 8 weeks = 60 days and 60 days = Way too fucking long. (That’s what she said.) BUT I HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE!
*WARNING: IF YOU DON’T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE, JUST SKIP THIS SECTION AND CONTINUE READING THE STORY*
Okay, so, like a week after the beginning of January, I began to feel this sharp pain in my lower back along my spine. So, naturally, whenever something hurts, you want to touch it, and, as a result, make it hurt even more. But when I felt where the pain was coming from, there was a lump there, and when I looked at it in the mirror, I noticed that it was all red and inflamed. Of course, growing up with my mother, the first thing I think is “OMGTUMOR,” so I went to the doctors to have them check it out. It turns out it was a cyst, so they gave me these antibiotics to get rid of the infection. Unfortunately, while the antibiotics have helped a lot and the redness and size of the cyst have both decreased, the cyst is still there, so I have to get surgery done on March 22 to get it removed. However, that means a week of doing nothing and sleeping in until 12! Hurrayyyyy! Continue Reading Ch. 11: Once Upon A Dream…
Previous: Poor Unfortunate Souls
I’d like to start this chapter by mentioning some things that I noticed from reading other legacy stories.
- That they aren’t as funny as me (jklol… no srsly)
- 99.9% of the time, the baby-daddy is Mr. I-Love-Fishing-So-Much-That-I’d-Marry-It-If-I-Could Christopher Steel
- And that the annoying as hell lovely sims always refer to the author as “Master”, “Lady”, or “That Voice Inside My Head That No One Else Can Hear (I swear I’m not crazy)”
I really only wrote out this shit-list because I wanted to discuss the third point – My sims don’t dote me with terms of endearment or even call me “Master” to show superiority. No, instead they call me “Bitch”, which is really short for “That Bitch Who Won’t Shut The Fuck Up”.
Previous: In A World of My Own…
Hey, guys. Whats up?
Nothing? … That’s… what it is like here.
I don’t know if any of you watch the news/weather channel, but the northeast of the United States (where I live) was recently (as in, like, two weeks ago) hit hard by a ginormous blizzard. We got 30 fucking inches of snow in 24 hours! WHAT THE HELL?
So, yeah. Now I am trapped inside of my house and I can’t go anywhere/do anything. It sucks more than a hooker with a vacuum.
UGH, ANYWAYS – Remember that bonus chapter I mentioned at the end of last chapter? Yeah, I don’t know if that’s even going to happen… I’M SORRY. I HAVE OTHER MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WRITE.
For instance, this legacy. I should probably be working my ass off writing these chapters since I’m already on generation 4 in-game…
BUT GUESS WHO DOESN’T ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT? :D
… everything DOESN’T FUCKING BREAK
Previous: A Very Merry Unbirthday(s)
ohai. I’m not dead.
I would explain my way-longer-than-usual absence, but it involves explosions, epic sword fights, time travel, and pineapples. And really, why bother with the long story when you already know the outcome is this:
Me. Sitting here. Typing this random made-up crap when I was really watching reruns of The Mentalist.