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Peter: “WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME MOM WAS PREGNANT?”
Rapunzel: “Why would anyone have to tell you? Don’t you have eyes? She was as big as my tower!”
Peter: “I should still have been notified. She gave birth to twins, for Christ’s sake.”
Thanks for the intro, kids.
Previous: I See the Light
John: “OH, MY LOVE! When you left, I lost part of me…”
I know, I know. But now I’m back and updating faster than ever!
John: “Not you. Pocahontas is with us NO MORE :(“
Translation: Pocahontas = Deader than a deer crossing the turnpike.
Previous: I’m Still Here
Is it ironic that my last chapter is titled “I’m Still Here” and then I disappear for months?
BUT I’M UPDATING NOW K?
Previous: I’m a Dumbass
MIDTERMS ARE OVER!
And I seriously think I failed my AP English exam.
DAMN YOU, JFK’S INAUGURAL ADDRESS, I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOUR RHETORIC
EDIT: Turns out I got an A. Just call me Einstein, nbd. Ignore the fact that my teacher added a 14-point curve.