Ch. 16: Hellfire

December 18, 2010 at 4:59 pm | Posted in Generation 4 | 9 Comments

Previous: A Star is Born

I’M UPDATING, OKAY?

LEAVE ME ALONE

/end intro paragraph

 

Bri: “Hey bb, are you tired? ‘Cause you’ve been runnin’ through my mind all day, mmhhmm.”

LaShawn: “Oh, Jane, if we were in the Sims 2, I’d be heart-farting all over you right now.”

Bri: “… What did you call me?”

Yeah, so I love Twallan’s Story Progression mod and all, but when it does shit like making LaShawn date some old woman named Jane (or Joy or Jill, I don’t remember), I want to do bad things to small children.

Likewise, Bri wants to do bad things to old people.

Bri: “Hello, I hear you’re dating LaShawn Liddell, you little fucker.

IDK-My-BFF-Jill: “What?”

Bri: “… You’re house is nice?”

IDK-My-BFF-Jill: “Why thank you! LaShawn bought it for me, you know.”

Bri: “… Did he now?”

IDKMBFFJ: “Um, yeah, uh… Excuse me for asking, but are you two friends or something? I’m sorry, but he’s just never mentioned you…”

Bri: “Not anymore, the ass.”

Bri, I feel like I should apologize to you, after all… I kind of made you marry him.

Bri: “No worries. I never actually liked him, I just used him for sex.”

Ew. You’re old. Don’t tell me that.

But really, what are you doing?

Bri: “Revenge…”

This is the most pathetic attempt at vengeance I’ve ever seen.

Bri: “Don’t get your panties in a bunch. This is a pit-stop. I’ve had the wish to harvest a plant locked for FOREVER. It would have been so much easier to fulfill if we had a garden…”

Yeah, okay, I get the message. We will have a garden… Eventually.

Bri: “Alrighty, back to business.”

Joy-Something: “lol a black man’s president

Bri: “HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE’S JOHNNY”

IDKMBFFJ: “OMG TISNF!”

Poca: “Why…? WHY ME? WHYYYYYYY?! Awh, God why? D:”

Well, if you little fucktards would clean up your goddamn shit, I wouldn’t have had to hire a maid!

Poca: “What? No! It’s not that… Well… not really…”

Poca: “… Is she looking at me?”

No.

Poca: “LIAR! How could you do this? She’s looking right at me!”

I don’t see it. wtf happened?

Poca: “Well… it’s a long story, really…”

/*FLASHBACK*:

BANNED4LYFE, ANYONE?

Look at me! Aren’t I festive?

These pictures are actually from a year ago and it’s just a coincidence that they are appearing now. I decorated the Liddell homestead for the 2010 holiday season because I LOVE YOU GUYS EVEN THOUGH I DON’T UPDATE FOR 741290721 MONTHS AT A TIME. :D

I also think this is the point at which I installed World Adventures. As you can see, Alice is having a grand ol’ time going around impaling herself with glass bookcases since ghosts can now float through shit.

And now back to your regularly scheduled broadcast…

Or not.

Bri: “Goddammit to hell. I hate everything. Especially prank calling little fucks.”

orly?

Bri: “You know, it was the weirdest thing. I just got done watching this dumb movie, and then the phone rang, so I picked it up and some little asshole just said ‘7 days’, hung up, and then BAM- White noise on the TV.”

Oh, well, it could all be one big coince-

Poca (In the distance): “Awwwh HELL”

wtf?

Poca: “I was just about to take a shower, too!”

Oh God… Weird movies, mysterious phone calls, broken TVs, and now failed plumbing?!

SAMARA, PLEASE, I’M ONLY ON GENERATION 4! YOU’RE NOT EVEN IN A DISNEY MOVIE!

Phillip: “Don’t worry, Kat! Samara won’t get anywhere near this family ’cause she’ll be too busy dodging the rocks I’ll be throwing at her.”

That is not reassuring at all.

Do you recognize this lady? It’s WATERMELON GIRL, complete with a watermelon stuffed under her shirt… o wait

It has become apparent that Watermelon Girl + Pregnancy ≠ Flattering

Watermelon Girl: “Ughhh the pain hurts so bad that my vision is going all blurry. Maybe if I cross my eyes everything will appear normal again.”

Yeah, and maybe if I cross my eyes you won’t look so morbidly obese.

Meanwhile, Brianna dreams of death.

Bri: “No… I’m not your fucking mommy!”

And Esmeralda visits frequently because Lindsay Lohan went to jail and she needs a new drinking buddy she loves her family ever so muchh!!!!!!! (/bullshit)

Esmeralda: “Ugh… swallowing my pain meds with tequila wasn’t such a good idea.”

Esmeralda: “Maybe Hercules’ shit will cover up the smell of my vomit.”

Esmeralda: “Thank you for your assistance, kind sir. Here, have some candy.”

Esmeralda, those are ecstasy pills.

Esmeralda: “THEY ARE NOT! They are Sweet Tarts. The guy in the dark alley said so.”

You are in denial. You have a problem.

Esmeralda: “The only problem here is your stupid face!”

I am insulted.

Esmeralda: “You’re sarcasm is only making me madder!”

No, really, I am. This is my insulted face:

Esmeralda: “I suggest you stop with the bullshit or else I’ll tie you to a chair and make you watch reruns of Kristen Stewart stuttering!”

Bri: “Damn. I wouldn’t even inflict that kind of torture on my worst enemy.”

Listen to your grandmother, Esmeralda.

Bri: “On the other hand, I’m more of a water torture kind of gal.”

I take that back.

I BET YOU GUYS MISSED THESE DIDN’T YOU?!

BIRTHDAYSAREMYFUCKINGFAVORITETHINGEVERSAJFLJASLKFJASKLFJASLKFJAKLSJFLKASJFKAJ

Bri: “o shit”

Bri? Wait- What are you doing?! Bring him back so we can have a BIRTHDAYYYYYY :D

Um

Phil: “Something is not perfect in this household? I CANNOT BARE TO WATCH”

Firewoman: “Thanks for standing around and shit. You really helped making my job a living hell. I appreciate it.”

… DID I MENTION HOW MUCH I LOVE BIRTHDAYS?

Firewoman: “GAHHHHHHHHHHH LEGACY SIMS MAKE ME WANT TO STAB MY EYEBALLS WITH SHARP OBJECTS”

My sentiments exactly.

Here – Have some hot cocoa, my friend!

Firewoman: “I’m going to need something stronger than that.”

Whatever. Back to the birthday.

And I leave you with Hercules as a kid! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay :|

Next: Listen With Your Heart

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PLEASE READ THIS!!

I am an asshole. You don’t have to tell me. I am well aware that it has been six months since I last updated and I sincerely apologize. I know that this is a god-awful-piece-of-shit-omg-I-can’t-believe-it’s-not-butter chapter and I do not deserve your forgiveness, but, hey, give a bro a chance.

I guess you guys are wondering why I’ve been gone so long, well here is the answer:

School, school, and more school.

Oh, and the fact that my stupid game ISN’T FUCKING WORKING UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I got Ambitions when it first came out, and after a month of playing it stopped working… well, not completely. It loads and everything, but after about playing in game for 5 -10 minutes, it freezes, the screen goes black, and the game closes and the desktop appears. There’s no crash message or anything. I’ve literally spent all of these months trying to find a fix but nothing is working. I’ve tried doing something with DEP, I’ve tried to run the game as Administrator, I’ve tried uninstalling the game and then reinstalling, I’ve removed all CC from the game and ran it to see if it was a CC problem, etc., but NOTHING IS WORKING!

Please, if you know of a fix – TELL ME! I’M GOING CRAZY TRYING TO FIND A SOLUTION!

D:

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  1. Waow. Its been ages…Im kinda surprised, cos i clicked on this link with no real expectancy and then…BLAM. theres an update. Magical! I really hope you can figure out your game issues soon though! And i can empethise, School sucks. It is the black hole of my happiness.

    • Well, you know me. I’m actually Harry Potter in real life. ;)

  2. Good update! Sorry to hear your game is giving you troubles. I had the same issue you are describing when I installed Ambitions, and a reinstall didn’t work until I did a manual reinstall. Not sure why, but after I did that it worked again. I found a link that might help if you need manual reinstall instructions http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=42ca3e5493c75c4083484600a9dd560d&topic=16227.msg467134#msg467134

    • Thank you! I’ll definitely try that!

    • If I have expansion packs installed, I delete those as well as the base game, right?

  3. AHMAFECKINGGOD AN UPDATE!?

    No really, WTF!?

    though great update but please could you get me new trousers your humour ruined them.

    • WHEN YOU ARE DRAMATIC LIKE THAT IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A MOTHER WHO NEGLECTED HER CHILDREN D:

      But anyways, thanks bro. :)

      • Don’t be ridiculous. You’re much better than Britney Spears.

      • Thank you! That’s something that I will take in pride.


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