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ohai. I’m not dead.
I would explain my way-longer-than-usual absence, but it involves explosions, epic sword fights, time travel, and pineapples. And really, why bother with the long story when you already know the outcome is this:
Me. Sitting here. Typing this random made-up crap when I was really watching reruns of The Mentalist.