WARNING: IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO HARSH LANGUAGE, DO NOT READ.
I’m doing it.
God help me.
I’m terrible at introductions. If I were a sim I’d have the trait “mean-spirited.” People tend to think I’m a sarcastic bitch because, in all honesty, I am.
Which is why I decided to write a legacy. Smart-ass comments are funny, and it’s time for a legacy with some real sass in it.
And, to make things better, I’m doing an Uglacy. Because I like to screw things up. Besides, where’s the fun in making pretty sims? Yeah, I can’t find it either.
I’m going by the official rules by Pinstar because I’m too damn lazy to read any others.
Oh, by the way – I’m Kat.
START at the beginning!
That way, when you get to the end you’ll know exactly where to stop.
Previous: I Just Can’t Wait to be King
Peter: “WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME MOM WAS PREGNANT?”
Rapunzel: “Why would anyone have to tell you? Don’t you have eyes? She was as big as my tower!”
Peter: “I should still have been notified. She gave birth to twins, for Christ’s sake.”
Thanks for the intro, kids.
Previous: I See the Light
John: “OH, MY LOVE! When you left, I lost part of me…”
I know, I know. But now I’m back and updating faster than ever!
John: “Not you. Pocahontas is with us NO MORE :(“
Translation: Pocahontas = Deader than a deer crossing the turnpike.
Previous: I’m Still Here
Is it ironic that my last chapter is titled “I’m Still Here” and then I disappear for months?
BUT I’M UPDATING NOW K?
Previous: I’m a Dumbass
MIDTERMS ARE OVER!
And I seriously think I failed my AP English exam.
DAMN YOU, JFK’S INAUGURAL ADDRESS, I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOUR RHETORIC
EDIT: Turns out I got an A. Just call me Einstein, nbd. Ignore the fact that my teacher added a 14-point curve.
Previous: Hakuna Matata
This morning I went to start writing a new chapter, but when I went to the screenshot folder, there were none there. Shit.
I have spent hours trying to find them, but they somehow mysteriously disappeared. AND THEY DID, I SWEAR I TOOK PICTURES DAMMIT.
I guess they just got deleted, or something, when I installed Ambitions.
Previous: Cinderelly, Cinderelly
I can’t believe
it’s not butter it’s 2011!
To celebrate I’m going to make a SUPER CHAPTER.
And when I say super chapter, I really mean a lot of pictures and maybe not so much text. :D
Previous: Listen With Your Heart
Hello hello hellooooo! :)
I hope all of you had a great holiday; I spent mine discovering the Vampire Diaries.
Damon <3 Mmmmmm
Oh, and I saw this commercial about a million times on Christmas. With my family.
MY GAME IS FIXED!
Turns out it was because I had an old version of Twallan’s Story Progression mod, hahahaha. :|
Merry Christmas to me!
… Oh, and to you guys, too… I guess.
<3 Happy Holidays! :D
Okay, so, good news/bad news.
Good news: I’ve tried Echo‘s suggestion and manually uninstalled and then reinstalled my game, and it WORKED! :D
Bad news: After I replaced the vanilla copy of the game with my saved game, it stopped working. D:
Now I’m convinced it’s a CC problem and I’m going to have to go through my CC one at a time to see what the fuck is making my life so miserable. This is going to take a million years, at the least.
More Bad News: If this doesn’t work, I might die.
I feel like I need to make up for my six-month-long vacation by popping up more new chapters.
You’re not going to complain, are you?
Anyways, I’ve decided to try my hand at a chapter where I’m not going to cuss AT ALL… I sense disaster.