“To All Who Come To This Happy Place… Welcome.”

August 17, 2009 at 3:27 am | Posted in Introduction | 3 Comments

WARNING: IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO HARSH LANGUAGE, DO NOT READ.

Yes.

It’s official.

I’m doing it.

A legacy.

God help me.

I’m terrible at introductions. If I were a sim I’d have the trait “mean-spirited.” People tend to think I’m a sarcastic bitch because, in all honesty, I am.

Which is why I decided to write a legacy. Smart-ass comments are funny, and it’s time for a legacy with some real sass in it.

And, to make things better, I’m doing an Uglacy. Because I like to screw things up. Besides, where’s the fun in making pretty sims? Yeah, I can’t find it either.

I’m going by the official rules by Pinstar because I’m too damn lazy to read any others.

Oh, by the way – I’m Kat.

START at the beginning!

That way, when you get to the end you’ll know exactly where to stop.

Ch. 23: Mother Knows Best

June 26, 2011 at 10:41 am | Posted in Generation 6 | 5 Comments

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Peter: “WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME MOM WAS PREGNANT?”

Rapunzel: “Why would anyone have to tell you? Don’t you have eyes? She was as big as my tower!”

Peter: “I should still have been notified. She gave birth to twins, for Christ’s sake.”

Thanks for the intro, kids.

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Ch. 22: I Just Can’t Wait to be King

June 24, 2011 at 3:02 pm | Posted in Generation 6 | 16 Comments

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John: “OH, MY LOVE! When you left, I lost part of me…”

I know, I know. But now I’m back and updating faster than ever!

John: “Not you. Pocahontas is with us NO MORE :(“

Translation: Pocahontas = Deader than a deer crossing the turnpike.

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Ch. 21: I See the Light

June 20, 2011 at 11:51 am | Posted in Generation 6 | 12 Comments

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Is it ironic that my last chapter is titled “I’m Still Here” and then I disappear for months?

lol

BUT I’M UPDATING NOW K?

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Ch. 20: I’m Still Here

February 19, 2011 at 4:05 pm | Posted in Generation 6 | 22 Comments

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MIDTERMS ARE OVER!

And I seriously think I failed my AP English exam.

DAMN YOU, JFK’S INAUGURAL ADDRESS, I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOUR RHETORIC

EDIT: Turns out I got an A. Just call me Einstein, nbd. Ignore the fact that my teacher added a 14-point curve.

HERP DERP

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Ch. 19.5: I’m a dumbass

January 2, 2011 at 3:34 pm | Posted in Generation 5 | 5 Comments

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This morning I went to start writing a new chapter, but when I went to the screenshot folder, there were none there. Shit.

I have spent hours trying to find them, but they somehow mysteriously disappeared. AND THEY DID, I SWEAR I TOOK PICTURES DAMMIT.

I guess they just got deleted, or something, when I installed Ambitions.

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Ch. 19: Hakuna Matata

January 1, 2011 at 6:13 pm | Posted in Generation 5 | 6 Comments

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I can’t believe it’s not butter it’s 2011!

To celebrate I’m going to make a SUPER CHAPTER.

And when I say super chapter, I really mean a lot of pictures and maybe not so much text. :D

WOOHOO!

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Ch. 18: Cinderelly, Cinderelly

December 31, 2010 at 2:20 am | Posted in Generation 5 | 2 Comments

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Hello hello hellooooo! :)

I hope all of you had a great holiday; I spent mine discovering the Vampire Diaries.

Damon <3 Mmmmmm

Oh, and I saw this commercial about a million times on Christmas. With my family.

SAWEET!

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INTERLUDE: loljk my life’s AWSUM

December 24, 2010 at 1:04 pm | Posted in Interlude | 2 Comments

MY GAME IS FIXED!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Turns out it was because I had an old version of Twallan’s Story Progression mod, hahahaha. :|

Merry Christmas to me!

 

… Oh, and to you guys, too… I guess.

 

 

<3 Happy Holidays! :D

INTERLUDE: I hate my life.

December 23, 2010 at 8:29 pm | Posted in Interlude | 5 Comments

Okay, so, good news/bad news.

Good news: I’ve tried Echo‘s suggestion and manually uninstalled and then reinstalled my game, and it WORKED! :D

Bad news: After I replaced the vanilla copy of the game with my saved game, it stopped working. D:

Now I’m convinced it’s a CC problem and I’m going to have to go through my CC one at a time to see what the fuck is making my life so miserable. This is going to take a million years, at the least.

More Bad News: If this doesn’t work, I might die.

Ch. 17: Listen With Your Heart

December 20, 2010 at 11:31 am | Posted in Generation 4 | 8 Comments

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I feel like I need to make up for my six-month-long vacation by popping up more new chapters.

You’re not going to complain, are you?

GOOD

Anyways, I’ve decided to try my hand at a chapter where I’m not going to cuss AT ALL… I sense disaster.

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